If you feel like a midnight joke or something?
By , 0 viewsQuestion asked by squid : If you feel like a midnight joke or something ? U.S. soldier hit a camp for 3 months in the middle of the most desolate desert. Right at the beginning of the General states: “The next 3 months will be executed no sexual activities”.The soldiers did not catch it, and a camel one. The purpose of the General sees this and asks what the. The soldiers say that they endure so long without sex, and therefore not need the camel. The general is angry, but lets it pass.After 2 months of this but the General is no longer, he must necessarily sometimes ….. So he goes to his troops and borrows from a camel and it immediately disappears into his tent. After half an hour he comes out and says, “How did you do this, the camel can poppen just do not tear it out permanently.” The recruits laugh and say, “Then you do it but just the way we ride, and thus the brothel to Bangladesh.”Oops, typo!The soldiers do not adhere to it. Best answer:
Answer by Morning Star
me laugh ……… ……… kick off to Bangladesh ….. lol
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November 8th, 2010 at 1:27 am
In a court of a small town in the southern United States, counsel for the plaintiff by the first witness called to the witness stand. An older, grandmotherly woman.He approached her and asked her, “Mrs. Jones, do you know me?”She replied. “Yes, I know you, Mr. Williams I’ve known you since you were a young boy and frankly, you got me very disappointed.You lie, you cheat on your wife, you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you’re a big shot when you have just as much sense to some paper pusher. Yes, I know you. “The lawyer was stunned and did not know what he should do, a few steps in the courtroom went back and forth and then asked the witness:”Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?”She replied. “Yes, I’ve known Mr. Bradley since he was a young man he’s lazy, always pious, but he has a drinking problem He can not build a normal relationship with anyone and his law firm is the worst in the. throughout the province. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women, one of which is yours. Yes I know him. “Then the judge called both attorneys to contact the judge’s table and whispered to them:”If one of you two idiots now the woman asks if she knows me, I send you both to the electric chair.
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November 8th, 2010 at 1:33 am
haha, thanks for the joke xD
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November 8th, 2010 at 1:58 am
> That they do it so long without sex does not tolerate
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November 8th, 2010 at 2:33 am
have one, too,Hans not ride today to his mother with his car, and thus the long trip to be so boring, he listens to the radio. Suddenly, the music is interrupted because of an important message, “Caution on the highway driving the wrong way” “How?” Hans says “a ghost rider? those are thousands”
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November 8th, 2010 at 3:00 am
hehehehehe:)))`S time for bed …
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November 8th, 2010 at 3:24 am
I have one too, only got stuck in the profile;)Meet instructors of Marine, Army, and Air Force pioneers and to give it whatever they have to brave recruits. Says the army to one of his recruits:”They run now there against the wall until it falls over!”The recruit says:”Yes, sergeant,” and do them. Looks behind accordingly. “You see, THAT is courage,” says the sergeant.Says the Navy:”You take a Enterbeil, get there on the flag pole and chop it off among themselves.” -The sailor says:”Yes, Mr. Petty,” and do them. (Thud) Oh well … “See, THIS is courage! SaysPetty Officer.Says of the pioneers:”You jump off this bridge into the river because of the reason and get a 100-pound boulder!”The recruit says:”Yes, sergeant,” and do them. Tried it at least. “You see, THAT is courage,” says theSergeant.Says the Air Force:”You have no idea what is courage.” To his recruits:”You are now entering theCafeteria and get me a pack of cigarettes! “Displays the recruit him the finger and says:”Go yourself, you A.rschloch!”"You see, THAT is courage,” says the Air Force sergeant …
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November 8th, 2010 at 3:55 am
But always after all. Here is mine!A couple wants to Fasching (Carnival) going. They have been worried costumes. But on that evening the woman has a headache, take pain killers and went to bed. The man must go alone. After a fewHours awakened the woman and feels a fiddle. She decides to go still to the carnival.Since her husband did not know her costume, she wants to watch him in secret. He dances and flirts with many women. She then begins to flirt with her husband. Finally, she invites him to a nearby bedroom, and she spent wild hours. Then she goes home, gets into his bed reading a book. When her husband comes, she asks him if he had a good time. He replies, “No, without you I’m no fun at parties.” – “Do you dance?” – “No, I have a few old friends and we have taken a gamble.But the friend I lent my costume has enjoyed themselves immensely. “
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November 8th, 2010 at 4:47 am
what do many people in the market penny ….. ?hahah! Shopping!
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November 8th, 2010 at 5:40 am
A blonde caught a hungry mole, which has just devastated the whole garden. Then she is asked by her husband to kill the cattle, and that mercilessly. Fifteen minutes later the blonde comes back with a bloodthirsty grin.”Do you have drowned the mole?” she asks her husband curious.”No, I have let me come up with something much more cruel, I have buried him alive.”
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